This work is based mostly within the alternate universe continuity of HitlerRantsParodies, and does not depict any actual historical Nazis.
- - Germany, 1943 - -
The thick forest that surrounded the town of Hammelburg was silent, save for the feeble sputtering of an engine. A lone black staff car rolled down the dirt road that cut through the woods. It weaved erratically and moved at a snail's pace; the United Reich flags on the hood barely even fluttered.
Inside the car, the tall, serious-looking man sitting in the front passenger's seat opened his mouth to speak. “Mein Führer, I must inform you that we are in a car.”
The shorter man who had been forced to sit on the speaker’s lap gave him a withering glare. “No shit, Günsche!” he snapped, brushing aside a few of the strands of dark hair that had escaped from his neat comb-over and fallen across his forehead. “We’ve been in this car for hours!”
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